I couldn't resist. This was emailed me today.
>Two men crashed in their private plane on a South Pacific Island.
>Both survived. One of the men brushed himself off and then proceeded
>to run all over the island to see if they had any chance of
>survival. When he returned, he rushed up to the other man and
>screamed, "This island is uninhabited, there is no food, there's no
>water. We are going to die!"
>The other man leaned back against the fuselage of the wrecked plane,
>folded his arms and responded, "No we're not. I make over $250,000 a
>The first man grabbed his friend and shook him. Listen, we are on an
>uninhabited island. There is no food, no water. We are going to
>The other man, unruffled, again responded "No, I make over $250,000
>Mystified, the first man, taken aback with such an answer again
>repeated, "For the last time, I'm telling you we ARE doomed. There
>is NO one else on this island. There is NO food. There is NO water.
>We are, I repeat, we are going to die a slow death!"
>Still unfazed, the first man looked the other in the eyes and said,
>do not make me say this again. I make over $250,000 per week.I am a
>Baptist and, I tithe. MY PASTOR WILL FIND US!"