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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:37 pm 
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:lol:

I can't think of any on my own :x

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I finally thought of one.

What composer cuts his own hair?

Samuel Barber


(boo, hiss - I know - not so great)

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The Daily Giggle - Sunday edition

C-- BOVINE

Name some bovine composers.


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Tchai-cow ski
Rimski-cow-sakov
Hans von- bull-ow
Ferraccio bull-soni
Vincenzo Bull-ini
Artur Schna-bull (he also composed)

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Something tells me Mark Twain would get a kick out of these.

(Insert correct answer) :lol:


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A few hours early.

D-- WATERY

Name some watery composers, or any other musicians.

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Pala-streamer
Sir Thomas Beach-um
Edward Mac-Towel
Brook-ner
Al- bay-nitz
Max- Brook
Frederik Ku-lake
Ludwig van Bay-thoven
Sea-belius
Meyer-beer
Wine-iavski
Frederic Cho-pond
Franz Joseph Hydrant


Can you think of any more?

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Amy Beach ....duh :P

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The Daily Laugh/Groan - Tuesday edition


E--COLDS

1-What composers have colds?
2-What composer most certainly has a cold?

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1- Tchai-cough-ski
Sergei Pro-cough-iev
Rimsli Korsa-cough

2-Rimski-of -course -a-cough

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:lol: :x (laugh groan)


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Oh, haha - I get it. :lol:

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pianolady wrote:
Oh, haha - I get it. :lol:



did i miss something? do tell...

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The Daily Snicker - Wednesday edition

F--MONEY

1-What composer gambles a lot?
2-What composer wins a lot?
3-W hat composer makes frequent bets
4-What composer has money?
5- What composer has enough money?

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1-Domenico Scarlottery
2-Win-iavski
3-Ludwig van Bet-often
4-Rach-money-nov
5-Rach-money-enough


(I love these Beethoven ones)

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The Daily Chortle - Thursday edition

G--MISCELLANY

1-What composer belongs in a delicatessen?
2-What composer has hardly enough cereal?
3-Name some musicians related to time.
4-What composer is prepared to write on a blackboard?
5-What composer exhibits kitchen ware?


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1-Al-baloney
2-Hector Barely-oats
3-Leopold Hour, Vladimir Hour-witz and the SECOND son of Bach. Also Ponchielli (who wrote Dance of the Hours) and Chopin, who wrote a minute waltz.
4-Got Chalk
5-Frederic Show Pan.

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No. 4 - very funny. No. 3 - Carl Phillip Emanuel? don't get that one.

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No. 3 - Carl Phillip Emanuel? don't get that one.



The second son of bach....there are 60 seconds in a minute. He is the second son. Comprehend?

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Comprehend?


Nope.

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Comprehend?


Nope.




Oh my... :?

Someone else care to try to explain to her that the hint was related to time and that the SECOND son of Bach was CPE Bach, the most famous of the bach sons. 60 seconds in a minute, there is the time relation.

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